8-the+origin+of+the+double+rainbow

The Origin of the Double Rainbow One day, Ricky woke up in the morning, naturally, feeling like P. Diddy. He went to go have a sammich that Tyler made for him, when he looked outside and saw something amazing. He saw a rainbow going all the way across the sky. “I bet Alex would love this.” He said. “Yeah, I probably would.” Said Alex. “   Then, Tyler looked in the sky, and noticed it wasn’t just one rainbow, but two. It was a double rainbow all the way across the sky! “You know” said Tyler, “If you follow a rainbow all the way to the end, you might get to see Old Gregg (Brittany Agachinski).” “We should totally go then!” Alex said. “We should go.” Ricky said.  So on they went, venturing to the end of the rainbow, when all of a sudden, Ricky had a thought. This is quite a rare occurrence, so this was a big deal. “How do we know we know we are going the right way?” Ricky said. This puzzled our heroes to some extent, as going to the wrong end of a rainbow often spells trouble for those who do. Hence the reason it is not tried often.  After several intense minutes of debating, reasoning, and calculations, (the latter of which, Alex took no part in, as he does not believe in math) they finally decided that they should just keep going in the direction they already were going in, as not to confuse Ricky even more than he already was. They traveled through forests, deserts, volcanoes, and world 1-2, being sure to take the warp zone.  After there long journey, they finally made it to the end of the rainbow. While the end result disappointed Tyler to some extent, Alex was overjoyed, and ran up to what they found. Lying before them, in a giant, foul smelling, pool of multiple colors, which were dripping from her mouth, was the great and mighty Ke$ha.  While Alex and Ke$ha were rocking out to her musical works of genius, Ricky noticed that Tyler’s ears were bleeding out, and came up with an excuse to go back that he knew Alex could not resist. He told Alex of the important vocab test that he was very excited for. “See you next Tuesday!” Alex said, as they went back to the amazing fountain of vocabulary knowledge known as Ms. Halkovic’s class, now knowing exactly where the double rainbow had come from.