8-language

 ** Language  ** A long, long, long, time ago in ancient Greece there lived Fred or Betty. Their not sure who really was the cause of what was to come. Fred had curly black and green eyes. While Betty had blonde wavy hair and red eyes. Both were very selfish and would swagger down a street in their 2600 B.C. clothes. They both ate the fresh cuts of meet the kind someone risked their life to kill. These were happier times. This was before Pandora opened the box and released chaos into the world. Fred worked as a high class judge and would gloat about his accomplishments. Betty was just as bad with her no job living on her parents money. Both had no esteem for other and were much hated. One day Fred or Betty that to make them self’s more interesting (like that was possible) created a language that only they knew. They called it either bi or lingual which we now know as today as being bilingual. Really all they were speaking was jibberish. But people were amazed by the new language and asked to have them teach it to them. They refused and were too arrogant to realize the trouble that was to soon before them. Up in Mt. Olympus a very egocentric Goddess Hera was overhearing Fred or Betty were vaunting about their new fake language. Unfortunately Hera spoke fluent jibberish. And from what she was hearing it sounded like they were making fun of the gods. So she decided to make sure who could never be able to speak the same language as any other person ever again. “Hghdjkhfnj lgjhgjl l;klfjhlkjljk jm;jf.kl” said Fred or Betty in a up beat voice feeling on top of the world( which is how they would normally feel). “GJfjjhjkdgj,bfbxdbhbbgbkxkx hkt jlhdgjl ghdkghkd.”. “I’m on the best there is!” they said it to themselves. Suddenly a woman appeared on a cloud gazing down at them people scuttled and yelled “Its Hera, were doomed.” As they looked at her face she then pointed at them saying “You, you have angered not only me but the rest of the gods (which was it true because no one else had heard them speak).” “Now you must pay.” Bellowed Hera. Fred or Betty took off running but tripped and was knocked unconscious from hitting their head on a rock. When on a waking feeling as if nothing bad as to have happened got up and went home. The very next on enter the town in which they lived realized they could not read the sign craved of stone but yet they had always read the sign and had never had trouble at first thought it was the bump on the head until they realized everyone was speaking a different language. Unable to figure out what was wrong went insane and fled the town never the be seen again.