8-old+gregg+(the+prequel)

There Once was an evil genius named Alex Bacharf who lived up inside of an immense castle right next to the famous doughnut shop called Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon. It is made entirely of Ke$ha CDs. Inside of it, he has a set of minions, who he adores completely, known as the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. (From the second season) Alex was walking through a meadow, as he does nightly under the exhilarating moonlight while the crickets lightly chirp, and then he saw what looked like a giant, funky, purple shoe with a glass piece at the end of it, fly across the sky. He watched it. It looked like it was heading across to Bootsy Collin’s house. He fled back to his Ke$ha Castle and told the Power Rangers about it. They were not sure about this, but they heard that there was an alien creature that rides a ship like that, called the funk. They told Alex about what its funky produce is. They milk the creature and make shakes out of it. They call it “the funk shakes” Also around the same, Sarah Dezelin and Old Gregg (Brittany Agachinski) were listening to some insane clown posse when they saw the exact same thing, but instead of guessing, Old Gregg knew exactly what it was. It WAS the funk. They unwisely went and told Alex about him. Journey (the band. Also under Alex’s control) told them that they must go and get it for them and he will give them 100,000 packs of trident layers. It’s always better when you get paid in trident layers. They accepted, but what they were really aiming to do is keep the funk for themselves because Alex Bacharf would try to take all of the funk’s funky produce and kill the creature. They would do everything in their power to stop him. Then Old Gregg and Sarah Dezelin embarked on their journey to get the funk. They start their way through all of Candy Land. But this is no ordinary Candy Land. This is the one only described by Violent J and Esham in the song “Candy Land (feat. Esham)” as it states “here it rains tic-tacs and and snows ice cream scoops. And fools get shot up with peanuts and &$%#-ing dunked into goop.” This means that they need to watch their back and know who to trust and who not to trust. As they were walking around the molasses swamp, they decided not to trust anybody that came in their path except for each other. Which came just in time, because right then, their first main obstacle came along. Out of nowhere, came the Kool-Aid man. He said that him and Esham were going down to the gingerbread house to get some gingerbread, and was wondering if they would like to come along with him. Sarah and Old Gregg knew that he had less than honorable intentions, and that they were focused on getting the funk; not gingerbread. So they ran. They went through the peppermint forest as fast as they could, and went with Violent J and Mr. Mint on the spearmint boat. With some caramel bunnies and a root-beer float. They found a shortcut through candy-land, and finally got spit out somewhere near Scotland and they could tell that they were near the funk. They could hear the funky music. They can’t find a mountain high enough. They cannot find a valley low enough. And they cannot find a river wide enough to keep them from getting to the funk. They finally get there. They found it in Bootsy Collin’s old house where he used to live before he had his world famous band parliament. Sarah said to Old Gregg “finally, we’ve found the funk. Now we can keep it to ourselves. Make ourselves some funk-shakes, you know, crack open a fresh baileys,” but then, the power rangers arrised out of nowhere and tried to take the funk, but Sarah and Old Gregg fought back. Old Gregg broke a nail over their faces, and Sarah just stood there, staring off into space while it happened. But in the end, they defeated the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. They know that they cannot stay in Portland Oregon anymore, so they go to a place where they could not be found. By anybody… except the all mighty Chuck Norris, the god of the awesome. The place is called Black Lake. They stay in the cave for a while but they eventually are found by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris believes it’s not cool that they didn’t bring back their end of the deal to Alex Bacharf. So what he does is goes up to Sarah and Old Gregg and says “I shall make you stay in this cave FOREVER” (In a completely awesome voice… as Chuck Norris always does) But Old Gregg does not agree with what he is saying. She yells, “But that horrible man, Alex Bacharf was going to kill this innocent, funky creature!” Chuck Norris says that it still isn’t cool, but what he will do is make it so Old Gregg can come out of the cave “when the moon be full” (in a pirate voice now) and Sarah can just go back to her regular life. This is the true story of what happened to The Funk and Old Gregg before they became famous on the show “The Mighty Boosh”